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Now concerned parents who don’t understand what their 1337 |-|4X children are saying online can look to the online monolith Microsoft for help in dissecting their slang terms! Oh, and it’s amazing how much they know! If you are concerned that your child might be a “hacker” or a “griefer”, go here to find out more!

I guess that since my friends and I all use the worn “pwn” on a regular basis, we’re all at risk for illegal activity. I wonder if Microsoft has some hotline we can call to get back on the path to internet-righteousness?